REUTERS - Nashville, TN
Local authorities say that a standoff involving a local musician and his unborn son has now reached its third day.
Law enforcement officials are confused by the motive behind the child-to-be's refusal to leave the womb, saying only that he has refused all attempts at communication. It is thought that he may be protesting a sweeping increase in contractions in his neighborhood, and may be holding out for the government to provide bailout money to fund "expansions".
The unborn is not thought to have any hostages, though visibility is limited at the time, so the possibility cannot be ruled out. Police say that while he is not armed, there is a baby-arm joke to be made somewhere in this article.
This is a developing story, check back for updates as more information becomes available.
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Only you Levi!
New information, from very reliable sources, is that the unborn son is doing his very best to comply with the local musician's demands that the unborn son wait until Tuesday to make his appearance. Close family members are pleading with the local musician to retract those demands and encourage the unborn son to end this standoff as soon as possible. In preparation for the end of the standoff, the Labor and Delivery ward at the local hospital has experts, specifically trained in handling these types of situations, standing by...ready to assist.
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