Monday, September 29, 2008

maternal storage tissue

The 'what to expect when you're expecting' email that I receive daily recently had this tidbit of advice for dads-to-be:
Instead of using the word fat, refer to the extra pounds as maternal storage tissue.

Here's some better advice for you, dads...

JUST. DON'T.


*I should note that this is in no way directed towards you, Levi. You are a wonderful husband, who never makes me feel anything less than beautiful. Plus, I know you're too smart to need this kind of advice :).

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